Heat a frying pan to whatever you heat it to- I just wing it. Add butter (always, this should be an unspoken rule- butter to everything)
When the edges start to bubble add your peanut buttercups. Flip- forgot that photo (I can't remember everything!)
Start the eggs. Crack 2 eggs for every small person, 3 for every large person. Add some cream and salt. Whisk. Add butter to the hot pan and pour in the eggs.
Put it all together on one plate and yell 6 times that breakfast is ready. Or until someone opens a door and says "What?"